Mouse Jokes

Who is the most agreeable mouse?

U. Nanny Mouse


Which mouse learned to pick locks?

Mick Key Mouse


Which mouse is in charge of the mail?

The Postmouseter General


What does Sherlock Mouse do for a living?

He solves mouseteries


Who is the largest mouse in the world?

E. Norm Mouse


What does a 500-pound mouse say?

“Here kitty, kitty kitty …”


What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?

Micetro


How can you tell when a mouse is too cold?

When he becomes a micecicle


What four-letter word do mice use when they get angry?

RATS!


Where do mice go to get their prescriptions filled?

A pharmousey


Where did mice hang out in the 1920’s?

In squeakeasies


What games to mice like to play at parties?

Mouseical chairs


What does a mice artist call his greatest work?

A mouseterpiece